Dear Diny: IKKII+STIKKII

Milton asks “How do I give strong masculine vibes without coming off toxic?”

Avoid using noxious liquids or gasses and radioactive materials. Diny also thinks it’s a good idea to try and listen to or look at masculine things that you align with and follow them, like nice tractors or a big spade or a wrestle guy who’s nice? 

Tina asks “How fucked is the UK - Should we all leave or down tools?”

Diny isn’t sure what the U.K. is but she assumes it’s some kind of cream, most of the creams she has encountered so far have been really really unpleasant so you should probably leave it alone. 

Boofany asks “If ‘they’ say that aliens are among us and have been since the 40’s, what tf do we do?”

Diny thinks that if you are consuming enough 40s to see a non binary person tell you that aliens are real you need to cut down on the 40s. 

Also your grammar is weird to Diny. 

Gina asks “How do you explain to your manager that they’re micro managing you and that they’re a cunt?” 

Diny isn’t sure what a “manager” is but if it’s like the other man she knows. It’s not a good thing. 

Step 1. 
Put on your sickest jorts 

Step 2. 
Assume the stance 

Step 3. 
Move your body and mind like a weapon of war.

Step 4. 
Pull the confrontation quilt you’ve been working on for 6 whole fucking months out of your conveniently large pocket. 

Step 5. 
Ask your manager for help holding up the quilt so they can see it.

Step 6. 
From where the manager is now standing they can’t read the quilt. 

Step 7. 
Ask co worker to take a picture of you two holding up the quilt. 

Step 8. 
Show the manager the quilt 

Step 9. 
The manager realises the point you are making and appreciates the lengths you went to deliver it. 

Step 10. 
You get fired for misusing 6 months of statutory sick pay to make a stupid massive fucking quilt. 

Step 11. 
You finally become a professional boxer and all 6 of your parents are really proud of you. 

Charly asks “How do I stop treating myself? (Both financially, and with sweets. I’m terrible.)

Diny thinks you should treat other people instead. Infact Diny is very fond of gold bouillon, crypto currency with cool pictures of monkeys and petg plastic pellets for extrusion.

Gak asks “Where is the best pace to lose myself?”

Dinyland.

Babybel asks “Is it ok not to be ok?”

Diny is unsure she has ever fully been ok and people seem to think Diny is ok and nice sometimes so probably it is ok. 

Mandy asks “What is the meaning of life?”

Probably just to try and escape whatever is holding you still in one place. Diny dislikes sitting still.